December

Dear December,

Please be kind to me, and my family, and my friends. Historically, November has been somewhat of a bitch to me. She didn't disappoint this year. I'm not sure I can handle much more. I'm overwhelmed and sick of hearing bad news. I have a lot on my plate and I would love for you to cooperate.

I've been doing a lot of praying lately, December, and I need you to do your part. I know, somehow, I'll come out on the other side of this and it won't seem like such a big deal. But right now, I've reached my limit.

Signed,
Pass the vodka