Saturday, December 18, 2010

Facebook, you evil little minx you

This is the add that continually plaques my Facebook sidebar.

SURE! I'd LOVE a cute boyfriend. That one is pretty cute. Can he speak proper English? Are his pants above his ass? Does he make his own money? Can you send me him?

Why not? Oh because he's a paid model. Because the ones I find have 5 kids by 5 women, or ask for gas money, or are incapable of keeping their man bits inside their pants, or want their cake and eat it too.

But, you know what Facebook, I'm just going to go ahead and pass on that cute boyfriend. Call me jaded, but I'll just play it safe.


Canadian Bald Guy said...

They always be lookin' like a fool...

andygirl said...

dude! tell me about it.